Published by ED. on 07 Jan 2008

Paul Trek

Based on the opening monologue from Star Trek

 

 

Freedom — the forgotten frontier.
This is the campaign of Dr. Ron Paul,
his four year mission to restore constitutional law,
to seek out free trade with all civilizations,
to boldly go with a dollar backed by gold.

Published by ED. on 31 Dec 2007

Introducing Ron Paul Explorer

 

 

Ron Paul Explorer is a dedicated Ron Paul search engine which exclusively spiders and indexes sites that focus on the Ron Paul campaign.

While other sites claim to be Ron Paul search engines, a deeper look will show that isn’t really the case. Some such sites incorporate a Ron Paul branded front end on a mainstream search engine. A search for the term “taxes” on such a site produces the IRS page as the top result (yikes!), whereas a search for “taxes” on Ron Paul Explorer produces hundreds of results specifically from Ron Paul articles and websites.

Ron Paul Explorer is organized by category and searches may be done across the entire index or by category. So, you could choose to search for the term “taxes” only in Ron Paul’s press releases, for example.

Ron Paul Explorer is officially launching January1, 2008. Any feedback is appreciated. You can make a comment on this blog post (no registration required).

Visit RonPaulExplorer.com

Published by ED. on 30 Dec 2007

Ron Paul Signs

Sung to the tune of Auld Lang Syne

 

 

Should Paul’s campaigning be forgot,
’cause you drank too much cheap wine,
Should Paul’s campaigning be forgot,
Then wave your Ron Paul signs!

More Ron Paul signs this year,
More Ron Paul signs,
We’ll stand on corners and we’ll cheer
with Ron Paul signs.

Published by ED. on 24 Dec 2007

You’re a Mean One, Mr. Tim

Sung to the tune of You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch from The Grinch Who Stole Christmas

 

 

You’re a mean one, Mr. Tim.
Yes, you’re really quite a jerk.
You are trying to distract us,
A disgusting piece of work,
Mr. Tim!

You’ve plugged up your ears,
But your mouth is what is wanting the cork.

You are lying, Mr. Tim
About dear old Dr. Paul.
He’s a mild mannered thinker,
With a great big set of balls,
Mr. Tim!

Ron Paul is your better,
But I guess that simply sticks in your craw.

Keep on digging, Mr Tim.
As in the dirt you squirm,
While you ooze prevarications,
Like a thrice dissected worm.
Mr. Tim!

I don’t believe you,
No, not you and not your upside down polls.

Now it’s over,
Mr. Tim.
You got your ratings bump,
But by bashing at a hero,
You’ve been proved a uselss lump,
Mr. Tim!

It was a knock out,
But have you figured out just who was the chump?

Published by ED. on 23 Dec 2007

Ron Paul Beat the Press Today

Sung to the tune of One Tin Soldier (Theme from Billy Jack) by Coven

 

 

Come and listen to a story
That I just saw on TV.
NBC is mostly boring,
I turned it on now just to see
Ron Paul schooling Mr. Russert
In US foreign policy,
Giving him a timely lesson
In peace and hope and liberty.

Then I watched the moderator
Revealing his stupidity,
His head resembled a potato,
A mushy, bland mentality.
He couldn’t understand the concept
Of freedom and prosperity,
Although Ron Paul had well explained it
And laid it out for all to see.

Go ahead and serve your masters,
Go ahead collect your pay,
You’re working for those GE bastards,
Grand master of their dark parade.
You’ll only make us work much faster,
And the only thing that I can say,
On a Sunday morning talkshow,
Ron Paul beat the press today.

Published by ED. on 22 Dec 2007

Ron Paul

Sung to the tune of Downtown by Petula Clark

 

 

If you are needin’
To regain your lost freedoms,
You can always vote:
Ron Paul!

If you feel funny
Using dishonest money,
You can always vote:
Ron Paul!

Now listen to the chanting
Of the Ron Paul Revolution,
You can join right in with us
Be part of the solution.
How can we lose?

Your rights are much stronger when
You pick up a ballot and you mark it in pen,
And vote Ron Paul!
Join in with freedom’s fight.
Ron Paul!
Defend the Bill of Rights,
Ron Paul!
Freedom is waiting for you.

Ron Paul…
Ron Paul…

 

Just hang around,
Where all these forums surround you,
You can always post,
Log on!

Bailey and Nystrom*
Each created a nice one,
Won’t you go and post,
Log on!

Keep spamming polls
And giving Ron your regular donations.
Ignore the trolls
And do your best to save a grateful nation.
Log on again.

You’ll feel so much better when
You meetup with Ron Paul and all of his friends.
So just log on,
To all of these fine sites.
Log on,
Keep posting through the night.
Log on,
Ron Paul is waiting for you.

Ron Paul…
Ron Paul…

 

And you will find that Doctor Paul
Reveres the Constitution.
There’s no provision in it
To explain the institution
of our central bank.

Bernanke’s inflating now,
And your poor paper dollar
Is getting quite small.
So vote
Ron Paul!
Protecting your hard earned wealth,
Ron Paul!
For economic heath,
Ron Paul,
America’s waiting for you.

Ron Paul…
Ron Paul…

Brian Bailey publishes the Paulunteer and Michael Nystrom publishes the Daily Paul. Links to these sites are available in the navigation bar on the left.

Published by admin on 20 Dec 2007

Like a Blimp Needing More Supporters

Sung to the tune of Bridge Over Troubled Water by Simon and Garfunkel

 

 

When it’s lonely, dark and deep,
When you want scream or cry,
Don’t escape in sleep,
Just look on high.
Your dreams will all come true
If you decide to rise.
Like a blimp needing more supporters,
Flying in the sky,
Like a blimp needing more supporters,
We won’t let her die.

Sail on Ron Paul Blimp,
Way up high,
As you venture overhead
We all see your signs,
True words of liberty
Shining so bright
Will always makes us smile.
Like a blimp needing more supporters,
Flying in the sky,
Like a blimp needing more supporters,
We won’t let her die.

To learn more about the blimp or to donate follow this link.

PS: I just donated $25 to help keep the blimp flying through the New Hampshire primary. It was quick and easy. — ED.

Published by admin on 20 Dec 2007

Bye, Bye, Tom Tancredo, Don’t Cry

Sung to the tune of American Pie by Don McLean

 

 

Bye, bye, Tom Tancredo, don’t cry.
You’re endorsing Willard Romney
In his latest disguise.
And good old Ron
Deserved much better than lies.
But I guess that I’m not really surprised,
I guess that I’m not really surprised.

Published by ED. on 20 Dec 2007

Yes, Virginia

Adapted from the letter to the New York Sun by Virginia O’Hanlon

 

 

Dear Editor: I am 8 years old.
Some of my little friends say there is no Ron Paul.
Papa says “If you see it in The Sun it’s so.”
Please tell me the truth; is there a Ron Paul?

Virginia O’Hanlon.

Virginia,

Your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be men’s or children’s, are little. In this great universe of ours man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect, as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, Virginia, there is a Ron Paul. He exists as certainly as peace and freedom and prosperity exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Ron Paul! We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which liberty fills the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in Ron Paul! You might as well not believe in the Constitution! The media might hire polling firms that conceal Ron Paul’s true level of support among the people, but what would that prove? Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

No Ron Paul! Thank God, he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the hearts of free men.

Published by ED. on 20 Dec 2007

Top Tier

Sung to the tune of the Theme from the Flintstones

 

 

Top tier,
Meet the top tier,
Always stone age in mentality.
Romney, Giuliani,
John McCain and Michael Huckabee.

They say
Ron will never win the fight;
They try
To ignore him ’cause he’s right.

When they
Take on Ron Paul,
They can’t debate him,
So they berate him,
And take his equal time.

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